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Meet the penguins

They love a banister

Built for staircases. Pop them on the rail and your hallway goes from 'meh' to 'magical' in about five minutes.

Snow, minus the shovelling

All the snowy Christmas charm, none of the cold toes or the clearing up.

Solo or squad

One penguin is cute. Three is a party. Five is basically a parade, and every extra one costs you less.

Penguins hate being alone

Take the 3-piece set and each piece costs about 43% less than buying them one by one. Go for 5 and you're over 50% down. Your staircase has loads of room. Fill it.

Questions people actually ask

What's actually in the box?

Penguin decor pieces, as many as you pick: one, three or five. The photos show a full snowy staircase with little trees and fairy lights, which is the dream. Those extras might not be in the box, so don't go hunting for them. Not sure? Message us before you order and we'll tell you straight.

Where do the penguins live?

Anywhere that needs a bit of Christmas. They're made for staircases, because that's where the fun is, but a mantel, shelf or windowsill works too. Just don't expect them to do anything useful. They're penguins.

When do they get here?

We pack your order within 1 to 3 working days, then it's usually 7 to 12 working days to your door. Shipping is free, wherever you live. We'll send a tracking number so you can stalk the parcel.

Are they safe?

They're decorations for indoors, so keep them away from open flames and heat, and bin any piece that gets damaged. Check how everything is fixed before you leave it up, and supervise pets and small children, who may think a penguin is a toy.

What if it all goes wrong?

Damaged, wrong, or not as described? Message us and we'll sort it, no drama. Our refund policy has the small print.